Jukebox

My blog is a colorful, shiny jukebox. See all the flashing buttons? Just press one of them, insert your money (please, insert lots of money: naw, not that quarter, something green…there you go), and you can request a custom-designed blog on any topic of your choice. But please, choose carefully, because your selection will occupy, ruminate, ferment, and sometimes ruin my thoughts for the next few weeks, until voila!, the blog will pop out like a lightly-toasted bagel, ready for the cream cheese of your feedback.

(*Note: This blog is not a jukebox, and requests may or may not be honored. Your payment is foolish, and strictly voluntary, and shall not create any obligation on my part to actually write about the blog topic you’ve requested.*)